It's UVA Week Noles

USC vs Hawaii

USC opens up their college football season tonight with the Warriors from the University of Hawaii and yes I'm aware Reggie Bush will not be suiting up for the Trojans. If he was, I would be taking the Trojans with the 21 1/2 points, but unfortunately, he is unavailable. USC is lacking in the motivation department, because the NCAA ruled they cannot compete in any post season play. Why would you want to come out and show everything you've got, when it doesn't even matter. Reason number 2, Lane Kiffin, enough said. I'm going to be rolling with Hawaii and the 21 1/2 points tonight. This should be a good warm up for my Lock of the week selection. I will be releasing my lock of the week picks every Friday, unless I see a good line on the Thursday night games. Be sure to tune in for my pick tomorrow.

College Football Kickoff

Well boys and girls, college football season is right around the corner. You can all most smell the charcoal and beer from the tailgate. What a good way to kill a whole Saturday by the tv and ignore the honey do list. This years college football season kicks off on Thursday September 2nd with the headlining game being Marshall at Ohio State. I'm going to have to agree with Vegas on this one and not give the Thundering Heard much of a sporting chance. Hell the line on the game is right around 29 at the moment. I don't know about the rest of you college football fans, but I would like to have seen a better matchup for the first day of season.

The labor day game should be the final signal of the start of College Football season, but gone are the days of Florida State Vs Miami. This year we get to see two top ten teams in Virginia Tech and Boise State. This should be a home game for the Hokies, but i believe they will falter throughout the course of the game. We will be continuing our Lock of the Week section for all the gamblers out there and maybe we'll even get a few expert opinions. So let's get ready for some football.

If You Don't Know Who Greg Reid is....

You should. Thank goodness football season is right around the corner.

Brandon Spikes is an Ass

Wow, what a slap on the wrist Brandon Spikes received from Coach Urban Meyer. Way to be a gigantic asshole and try to gouge out someones eyes. What is this shit, pee wee. C.U.M. handed down a first half suspension in the Vanderbilt game, jesus what a joke. Guess that's the top 1% of the top 1%.

The Return of Fat Phil

It looks like Fat Phil never really left the Volunteers after all. Now who wouldn't want 400lbs of man beast resting his gut on your back for 3 plus hours?

Tim Tebow Instant Message with Erin Andrews

Can I Get a High Five?

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